Dear Dexy Fridays

Your prayers have been answered and I, Dexy Harrison am here to answer your burning (yes you should see a doctor for that) questions. Need to know:

what to get your dad for Christmas? (porn - preferably hustler)

what concert to see this winter? (are the Backstreet Boys back on tour?)

how to impress girls in Psych 101? (Pull ponytail, then throw spitball. Easier to get the forehead than shooting then pulling.)

Leave a comment with your question and the oracle that is Dexy Harrison will give you a satisfying answer or your money back!