Here It Goes Again

Today is Thursday, which means that tomorrow is...

((drumroll please))

Dear Dexy Fridays!

Questions have to be in early because Dexy has to go visit his grandparents in Long Island tomorrow.

So, blogosphere, what's on your mind?

Tonight Rock Band Saved My Life

Today, Dexy thought alot about going back to school. Maybe SUNY Purchase? I'd miss my friends and having my laundry done for me. But I won't miss having my mother searching through my drawers and finding embarrassing things (the Men's Health and Playboy was mine... I don't know how the Cosmo ended up there) and I definitely won't miss having my father trying to trade "war stories" with me at dinner. >>Gag<<

The good news is I got a killer Christmas present -- ROCK BAND!

People Are Crazy

So dexy was all by himself outside of the Ozzy show at Madison Square Garden, waiting for Kendra to come meet me, when this guy came over and asked if I had a light. I said no, and he started cursing me out!!! He's screaming at me and I just stand there with my arms crossed and my mouth hanging open, and when he finally stopped i just was like, "are you done?" and then he starts off on me AGAIN!

Should i be carrying a lighter for random crazies?

When I told Kendra the story, she said that she carries $20 all the time, just in case she's mugged! CRAZY.

It's up to you, New York -- New York!

Today Dexy Harrison (no, I will not stop referring to myself in the third person) is off to the city that never sleeps - New York City.

Jace has a girl he wants to hook up with -- I mean, meet, for the Ozzy Osbourne show. Did they get Dexy a ticket? Noooooo. So I will be begging outside of Madison Square Garden..... unless somebody has an extra?

Or I'll go visit with Kendra. Cause Kendra cares more about Dexy than Ozzy.

Pants Off Dance Off

Reggie writes:

"Dear Dexy,

Is it true you auditioned for Pants Off Dance Off?"

Dear Reggie,

Yes, indeed it is true. I, Dexy Harrison, almost made it to the auditions for "Pants Off Dance Off." But on my way to the train station I had to stop for breakfast otherwise I was going to die. so that meant that I would miss the early train. So I hung out on the platform for a while, and then i got tired of doing that, and since i had an hour to kill I decided to walk across the street to that little bagel cafe next to Mahoneys. but then while I was waiting for my bagel to be done I spilt some juice on my pants (which i was still trying to take off!) and in trying to get some of the juice out I ended up knocking over some things on the counter and they went all over the place and so I had to clean those up and then my bagel was done and then the next train flew by which would mean I would have to wait another hour so I said 'fuck it' and went home.

Yours Ever So Sincerely,
Dex

Dear Dexy Fridays

Your prayers have been answered and I, Dexy Harrison am here to answer your burning (yes you should see a doctor for that) questions. Need to know:

what to get your dad for Christmas? (porn - preferably hustler)

what concert to see this winter? (are the Backstreet Boys back on tour?)

how to impress girls in Psych 101? (Pull ponytail, then throw spitball. Easier to get the forehead than shooting then pulling.)

Leave a comment with your question and the oracle that is Dexy Harrison will give you a satisfying answer or your money back!

angry shaggin wagon

reggie broke the van,

it was party time,

excellent!